June 2012
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Watchreallybadatlife:
For (Anna)
Folding Chair by Regina Spektor: ukulele version
I dunno why it displays upside down, but it corrects itself once you push play.
Goodness gracious. Everyone watch this. She honors Regina with this loveliness.
Anonymous asked: I've got a perfect bo-o-o-o-ody, but sometimes I forge-oh-et-oh-eh-oh-et/ I've got a perfect bo-o-o-o-ody 'cause my eyelashes catch my sweat (yes they do, they do they do they do)
Anonymous asked: Come and open up your folding chair next to me/ my feet are buried in the sand and there's a breeze/ There's a shadow and you can't see my eyes/ And the see is just a wetter version of the skies
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May 2012
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Check mate.
Monday night I was standing at the end of a bar talking to the bartender and her lovely wife about various things that occurred throughout the night. I recall asking them something about advice on girls and I got a few different responses. The bartender (whom may I add was enormously kind) had told me something along the lines of I just have to “lower my standards and play the game.” I...
“Those who are heartless once cared too much.”
– Unknown (via thelostdeer)
Getting there.
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The greatest.
I went to the gas station to get a few beers and as I was having my celebratory “now I can get beer anytime I damn well please” solo dance as I was driving home, something beautiful happened. As I’m all getting into my hip hop dance while driving moves, “My Heart Will Go On” came on the radio and I had the greatest moment of my life singing my heart out to that song....
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“What we have to remember is that we can still do anything. We can change our...”
– Marina Keegan, The Opposite of Loneliness
Keegan died in a car accident less than a week after her graduation at Yale. She was only 22.
(via off-my-rocker)
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Appropriate birthday cake, by far.
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YUS.
Finally 21. THE DAY IS HERE.
It’s a good day for a birthday (: Ready for all the beerz.
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Countdown.
Going to be 21 in twelve hours. I’m almost in disbelief I made it this far. But I’m damn happy that I did.
BeerBEERbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeerbeer, I meanwhut.
“I hate being so emotionally slutty. I need to stop loving everyone I have a long...”
– Sara Quin (via maddierose)
Hey Sara, let’s have a chat sometime or something lkajsdkjasd mmk.
“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants....”
– Elizabeth Gilbert (via)
Anonymous asked: smok weed?
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Paper girl.
The truth has dawned upon me. My dream woman is one who will lie in bed with me on a scorching hot day the devil himself could only create, drinking tea, while reading the newspaper and listening to Regina Spektor.
There’s nothing more I could ask for, than what I just mentioned. If you know a woman whom I can fulfill that dream with, send her my way please and thank you.
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Zinger.
I am still baffled as to why this is an issue. Those in my surrounding were on a fire streak of dropping the word ‘rape’ into all of their conversations. How did you all know to mention that word on the same day? It’s the zinger for every conversation. I mean, who doesn’t want to be reminded of the worst day of their life twelve times in a few hours? I know I do. It’s...
Yesyesyesyesyesyes.
So I just remembered I have a valid passport. Using that bitch to get into the bars. Problem solved.
May 29 should just get here faster, as in right now.
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Goodness gracious.
Mmk Anna, just breathe. So what you won’t have a valid license allowing you to drink midnight on your birthday? Doesn’t even matter. I’m still going out to the bar. Still going to get myself a god damn beer.
If I could punch anything in the face a million times over it would be the damn DMV.
May I please just have one day where things go right? Please?
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Inmates.
“Life is a series of callouses, this is just another layer. So build them up, tough it out, yeah that’s your skin. Don’t let anyone under there.” - The Good Life
